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Don't despair, your mother loves you!

Don't be proud, she has to.

Name:
Malum
Birthdate:
4 June 1980
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Well, at age 6, I ran away and joined the circus. They taught me how to make baskets. From there, I grew up to have a lucrative career in basket-making and wicker furniture. At age 30, I was elected Senator of Rome, and campaigned relentlessly for Free Chicken Soup for the Homeless. The decision was to let them eat cake, and I was beheaded along with the rest of the proletariat in a bloody civil war in the summer of 1476, in Nepal. Thank you.

I don't really have a list of hobbies, since what I do changes every year or so, depending on what I feel up to, who I have to do it with, and how much spare cash I have. Used to play baseball, used to go camping and rock climbing, did some industrial drumming (think STOMP!), currently big on Anime and stand-up comedy.

Also, while I am paid to by a telecommunications company to investigate internet abuse, it is my job to post absurd or asinine things in your comments.
"law and order", abstract thought, adult swim, alternative, ani difranco, anime, arguments, art, autumn, b&d, baldur's gate, batman, beborn beton, berserk, black isle studios, bob the angry flower, books, buffalo, cannibal: the musical, cats, changeling the dreaming, changeling: the dreaming, comedy, comedy central, comic books, comics, computer games, computers, cone of tragedy, cowboy bebop, d&d, daft punk, daily show, dead kennedys, dead milkmen, depeche mode, deus ex, dropkick murphys, dune, dungeons and dragons, ebichu, engrish, fallout, fantasy, fark, feminism, fight club, film, final fantasy, folklore, forests, games, gaming, goth, greek comedy, greek mythology, harvey, hentai, history, humor, individuality, industrial, intelligence, intelligent conversation, invader zim, ireland, irony, ithaca, japan, jello biafra, jhonen vasquez, juuni kokki, king missile, kompressor, les savy fav, lords of acid, mac users, mage the ascension, making fun of people, mechwarrior, medieval literature, milk and cheese, morrowind, movies, mst3k, music, mythology, neil gaiman, neverwinter nights, nine inch nails, ninja burger, noir, penny arcade, philosophy, politics, porno, portishead, pro-pornography feminism, propellerheads, psychology, punk, radiohead, rasputina, reading, red vs. blue, revolting cocks, risley, robotech, roleplaying, roleplaying games, rpg, rpgs, rurouni kenshin, sam & max, sarcasm, science fiction, seeing the stars, sex, shadowrun, simpsons, skepticism, sociology, soundgarden, stand-up, star wars, techno, technology, the daily show, the tick, theater, they might be giants, thief, tool, tori amos, transmetropolitan, vampire hunter d, vampire the masquerade, video games, vnv nation, weird news, white wolf, wierd al, witch hunter robin, writing, zazel

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